so i have to go to the bathroom, like, really go, but kelsy is taking the longest shower of her life right now. never have i known true agony til this moment.
Me: “It’s the last days of Jesus’ life through Judas’ point of view.”
Rosie: “But he dies.”
Me: “Yeah he dies in the show.”
Rosie: “Is it funny?”
looks like i’m not going to be a fyco this summer because i’m worthless and a failure and i’ll never succeed in life.